…. Can you honestly imagine this scene with monks?
- Rosie
//edit// Yes… -Jack
(via lesbiansandthelivingdead)
I have a great time in the 5 minute break during double lessons. What could a lesbian achieve in that time?
- Jack
(Source: hausofturkel)
Anonymous asked: Don't you both think that you should just bow down at the feet of the gloriousness and joy of bisexuality (perhaps manifested within a very attractive Lady Gaga-esque godess)?
Nah
- Jack and Rosie
dosvidaniyasashenka asked: You say these things guys, but who, and I reapeat WHO would be better at the fandango? Riddle me this.
Rosie: This is all I have to say:
Jack: If you want the best fandango dancer, look no further than gay man and professional latino Jack C. Sheeran.
Anonymous asked: How can I have more sex as a gay man/lesbian whatever?
Jack: From what I can gather, you are straight. My heart goes out to you, it is a horrible disability and I’m sure there are treatments available for this in the US.
Gays and lesbians, having liberated themselves from the heterosexual norms of society, tend to care less about other norms that get in the way of nature. These include ‘don’t have sex unless blah blah blah’ and ‘showing feelings of affection/attraction is a weakness’.
If you’re a hetero who wants to get laid, take a page out of the gay book. Be who you are, like who you like, don’t be afraid to show it and take a shot at seducing them.
Rosie: Prostitution. It is the ultimate fail safe way to get frequent sex.
Light vs. Darkness - Diva vs. Dyke - Joy vs. Goth - Abs vs. Mullets
VS.
Not much competition then.
-Jack
Anonymous asked: but for a quick fuck in an alley is obviously better, easier and hotter with women than men. sorry jack ;)
Jack: Don’t be ridiculous. No one does the quick fumble better than a pair of gay men. They get going in no time without jibba jabba or foreplay, and probably won’t expect to move in together the next day.
Rosie: To be painfully honest, Anon, I cannot imagine that it would be quicker for you to fuck a woman in an alley, unless you are actually a man. In which case, get off our page, you heterosexual wizard. God hates you.
If you think cunnilingus is impressive, try deep throating. Gays take pain like men, because with skill, it pays off every time.
What do you take, Rosie, and what do you have to give that’s larger then the width and length of a finger? Things made of rubber don’t count.
-Jack
(Source: airbender, via youmaynowlaugh)
Don’t be ridiculous. Lesbians don’t need penis, they have cunnilingus.
And look at those beautiful breasts; they would just look ridiculous on a man.
-Rosie
That picture was taken shortly after the hottest sex has ever taken place. Here is proof that gays are also better when they’re getting undressed for a bath.
A lesbian would have an ugly old pair of boxers on, and that batton would be simulating a penis.. something lesbians suffer without but so desperately wish they had.
-Jack
